NEW FRAMES & NOTICES, WITH ALL FOUNDATIONAL TEXTS IN SERIALIZED PAGE ORDER
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26. KYIV COMMIX: The Ferret Slayer
Read more: 26. KYIV COMMIX: The Ferret SlayerCAST: Boss Lard (BL) Wild Bill Publowsky (WBP) Receptionist/Secretary (R) R: (speaking over the intercom) He’s here. BL: Ok, let him in… that is, don’t see him in, just point…
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27. THE CHECKOUT: What Really Happened at Andrew’s Pub
Read more: 27. THE CHECKOUT: What Really Happened at Andrew’s PubAs told by The Hunched Cornish, Part 1 The freaks at Kyiv Unedited refuse to delete The Half Guinea’s account of what The Hunched Cornish said and did with John…
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28. KYIV COMMIX: Save Freedom of Speech – Subscribe to the Kyiv Poster!
Read more: 28. KYIV COMMIX: Save Freedom of Speech – Subscribe to the Kyiv Poster!Scene: The newsroom of the Kyiv Poster: Chief Editor Brett Boner struggles to restrain an erection… …while selecting yet another piece on a Fem Girls protest in Kyiv… Boner: (reading…
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29. THE CHECKOUT: Bad Comic Timing Propels Cringy Jokes Forward in What Really Happened at Andrew’s Pub, Part 2
Read more: 29. THE CHECKOUT: Bad Comic Timing Propels Cringy Jokes Forward in What Really Happened at Andrew’s Pub, Part 2The Hunched Cornish tells all – in this distasteful, badly written, disingenuous, phony, and truly irritating piece So, what exactly happened to you, Smith asks me. I became a little…
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30. KYIV COMMIX: Tinkering Feverishly, The Ferret Cobbles Together Website…
Read more: 30. KYIV COMMIX: Tinkering Feverishly, The Ferret Cobbles Together Website…… to steal market from Kyiv Unedited Heh, heh, heh-heh-heh… Heh-heh, that should just about do it; let’s see if it works. Heh, yeah, there it is, my new website,…
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31. KYIV COMMIX: Zippy Zamazda Takes Stand as Defense Witness in Stephan Murder Courtroom Drama
Read more: 31. KYIV COMMIX: Zippy Zamazda Takes Stand as Defense Witness in Stephan Murder Courtroom DramaPart 1 DRAMATIS NON GRATA: Zippy Zamazda (ZZ) Prosecutor Judge William Bill Publowsky, also referred to as The Dishonorable/Your Dishonor (Judge) Defense Counsel Welsh Losser (Defense Counsel) People filling the…
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32. THE CHECKOUT: Coffee and a Cornish for a Half Guinea
Read more: 32. THE CHECKOUT: Coffee and a Cornish for a Half GuineaIt’s eight o’clock in the morning, and the Coffee House on the corner of Kostyantynivska and Yaroslavska streets has just opened. Already, though, a few patrons have settled into one…
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33. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan Courtroom Drama Continued
Read more: 33. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan Courtroom Drama ContinuedWith Zippy Zamazda on the stand, Part 2 DRAMATIS PERSONAE GRATAE: Same as in Part 1 Plus: Sergeant-at-Arms (who presumably should’ve been in the first part) A hapless woman (who…
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34. THE CHECKOUT: Hunched Cornish Answers Half Guinea’s Last, Most Annoying and Intentionally Stinging Question (so far)
Read more: 34. THE CHECKOUT: Hunched Cornish Answers Half Guinea’s Last, Most Annoying and Intentionally Stinging Question (so far)Making his coffee bitter cup to swallow, early one morning at this particular Coffee House on Podil DRAMATIS PERSONAE: The Hunched Cornish (HC) HC: You goddamn stinking lowlife Guinea. I…
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35. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Writers’ Club
Read more: 35. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Writers’ ClubThe evening is dark, the sky is bright, look at the writers who’ve come out tonight They’re gathering in the Kyiv Writers’ Club Hall of Literature, each in possession of…
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