Dear me, dear me, what have I just read?
Zippy Zamazda has been regurgitated back onto the pages of this site by yet another hitherto unheard-of contributor?
The Rational Man? Who the hell is that supposed to be, for crying out loud?
What can we expect to witness next, Dear Readers? Well – spoiler alert – I’m gonna tell you.
None other than The Half Guinea – who needs no introduction here – is now teamed up with the Ferret in the kidnapping of Zamazda, although just a frame or two earlier, The Guinea was beating the crap out of the Ferret. I mean – really! Who writes this tripe? Jack Step off a hangover?
Give me a break! And just for shits and giggles, some wisecrack decides to also resurrect Goldstein into the plot… and MilkBone, the talking dog, too. I mean, why NOT at this point? Everyone else is in there.
Looks like a hack job to me. All the earmarks of a Jack Step rewrite, to be more precise. Get a life, Jacko! That’s what I say.
Can’t this clown come up with his own reports? Put Zippy in the damn plane already and enough of the rewrites, Rational Pants, Ramjob Man, Racket and Pans, or whoever you call yourself when you ain’t writing this slop.
I mean for the love of… and another thing…
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