From: The Lost Interviews, Part 88 It means you’re a vicious, miserable son of a bitch. It means you’re ready to set anybody up behind their back and cause them…

Dancing Girl challenges Hunched Cornish’s belief system at Podil’s Monsieur Olivier Yeah, and so The Hunched Cornish once again made his epic journey from the Poshtova Ploshcha metro station in…

Tells Hunched Cornish where he can stick it My name is Jack Step. I’m one of the key reporters for the section of Kyiv Unedited called Kyiv Commix. I don’t…

DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Brent Boner (BB), Chief Editor of the Kyiv Poster Pimply-Faced Kid (PFK) in red company jacket, a cable TV and Internet bill collector Hound Dog Face (HDF), a…

The Ferret, an English-language journalist of alleged Ukrainian Diaspora descent, has gone missing. “I called him for supper yesterday evening, but he didn’t answer. Then I noticed that his cage…

PERSONAE NON GRATAE: One Professional Adult Storyteller Three Children, numbered One, Two, Three Time: Any winter evening after 2004 Place: the living room of a posh top-story apartment with a…

Lumpitty-lump, bumpitty-bump, Welsh Losser walks home from work The leaves are falling from chestnut trees, but Welsh Losser is somewhere else. The shadows mock his every step, but the fat…

But gets interrupted by Josh Davies, looking for a job, and then by a panicked Welsh Losser For lo, after a whirlpool and sauna I, Boss Lard, am sitting in…

Mission rebooted: delivering the news to the highest standards Ooooo, ooooo, Brrrent, you must see this – eet eez just unbelievable! What is it, Lemurov? I’m editorializing feverishly here, trying…

DRAMATIS PERSONAE: JD 44 See title for long forms… The scene: The not cheaply furnished offices of the American Donkeys Abroad headquarters in Kyiv. Grecian Formula 44, or El Greco…