Kyiv Unedited has received no response from David Lynch after sending him two letters. So that wasn’t very nice on Mr. Lynch’s part, was it? So what choice is there…

We are humbled… no-o-o-o-o-t… Kyiv Unedited: Forgive me, please. To answer the way you put it in your second letter to me, it wasn’t that I WAS too busy to…

Emergency Note from Kyiv Unedited Secret Editorial Board: Dear Readers, We are sounding the alarm and working strenuously to delete this account of David Lynch’s alleged rendezvous with representatives of…

Wherein the plot thickens, indeed… The Chang half of the Chin & Chang partnership jumps out of the back somewhere and rushes toward our table… He dismisses the distraught Ukrainian…

David Lynch is unceremoniously jettisoned by Commix Girl at the top Chinese restaurant in downtown Kyiv The dwarf David Lynch sees us. He throws over the stand with the piano…

If you thought there would be more about David Lynch, well, sorry, but this is about Commix Girl, The Ferret, Steve Kowalski, Litman to some degree, and Chang just a…

Bearded men and veiled women Bow down in the dirt Their heads bent low Lined in a row While heathens look to heaven  Smith exits Puzata Khata on Kontraktova Ploshcha…

He came out of the night He came upon my wife I never feared but came not near He took her in the light “Hey, aren’t you The Ferret?” “I…

Boys love toys and puppy dog tails Girls love ribbons and spice Old Men love to break dolls’ necks To curse and spit on everything nice The man returns home…

I shot The Ferret. But I did not kill Welsh Losser. I shot The Ferret. I shot the weasel down. I shot The Ferret. I wasn’t aiming for the clown.…