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294. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan on Trial: The Cross Examiner
Read more: 294. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan on Trial: The Cross ExaminerThe examiner is cross The judge is at a loss The jury is laughing The bailiff cracks a smile Saint Stephan is still on trial “Are you Welsh Losser?” “I…
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295. KYIV COMMIX: Back in the Newsroom – Upstairs
Read more: 295. KYIV COMMIX: Back in the Newsroom – UpstairsDon’t look over my shoulder, brother Don’t go peeking at my screen Don’t try to read my emails or You might not like what you seen “Hello. Who am I…
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296. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan on Trial: The Character Witness
Read more: 296. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan on Trial: The Character WitnessHe’s a character I’ll write I’ll bear my witness to that Take your stand or sit it out Hang the jury in the night “How would you characterize the character of…
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297. KYIV COMMIX: Sweaty Problems
Read more: 297. KYIV COMMIX: Sweaty ProblemsNot a Dream of Kyiv, but quite simply, Sweaty’s a filthy loser And everyone’s sick of his pathetic ass Sitting, Sweaty decides to speak. “Uh, ich Oym ‘ere reckoneen ye…
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298. KYIV COMMIX: JUST SO YOU KNOW: Back in the Newsroom
Read more: 298. KYIV COMMIX: JUST SO YOU KNOW: Back in the NewsroomJust so you know, my dear Just so you know Just so you know, how I love you so But Jim Book is with me right here Just so you…
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299. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A Letter to D. Lynch
Read more: 299. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A Letter to D. LynchWe, of Kyiv Unedited, and especially its Secret Editorial Board, and secondly, its Management, embark on a letter-writing campaign to David Lynch, which, we are certain, will succeed These are…
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300. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A 2nd Letter to D. Lynch
Read more: 300. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A 2nd Letter to D. LynchThe first letter Kyiv Unedited sent to David Lynch got no response. We, of Kyiv Unedited, are not jumping to conclusions, but rather, trusting in the good faith and will…
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301. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A 3rd Letter to D. Lynch
Read more: 301. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A 3rd Letter to D. LynchKyiv Unedited has received no response from David Lynch after sending him two letters. So that wasn’t very nice on Mr. Lynch’s part, was it? So what choice is there…
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302. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: D. Lynch Sends REPLY LETTER to Kyiv Unedited
Read more: 302. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: D. Lynch Sends REPLY LETTER to Kyiv UneditedWe are humbled… no-o-o-o-o-t… Kyiv Unedited: Forgive me, please. To answer the way you put it in your second letter to me, it wasn’t that I WAS too busy to…
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303. KYIV COMMIX: Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: D. Lynch Shocks with Real Life Dimensions at Chin & Chang’s East Eats – Part 1
Read more: 303. KYIV COMMIX: Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: D. Lynch Shocks with Real Life Dimensions at Chin & Chang’s East Eats – Part 1Emergency Note from Kyiv Unedited Secret Editorial Board: Dear Readers, We are sounding the alarm and working strenuously to delete this account of David Lynch’s alleged rendezvous with representatives of…
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