Here are my notes, I’m tweaking details in my resume, now that I’m a top executive for Penmanship International, a leading worldwide hospitality training services firm specializing in the illegal…

The Half Guinea eavesdrops on John Smith and The Hunched Cornish Andrew’s Pub is a cavernous basement-level watering hole down in Kyiv’s bohemian Podil district made up of two halls…

I’m not here to expurgate or add anything, but just say what’s on my mind; know what I mean? How can I add anything if everything’s already there? Know what…

CAST: Boss Lard (BL) Wild Bill Publowsky (WBP) Receptionist/Secretary (R) R: (speaking over the intercom) He’s here.  BL: Ok, let him in… that is, don’t see him in, just point…

As told by The Hunched Cornish, Part 1 The freaks at Kyiv Unedited refuse to delete The Half Guinea’s account of what The Hunched Cornish said and did with John…

Scene: The newsroom of the Kyiv Poster: Chief Editor Brett Boner struggles to restrain an erection… …while selecting yet another piece on a Fem Girls protest in Kyiv… Boner: (reading…

The Hunched Cornish tells all – in this distasteful, badly written, disingenuous, phony, and truly irritating piece So, what exactly happened to you, Smith asks me. I became a little…

… to steal market from Kyiv Unedited Heh, heh, heh-heh-heh… Heh-heh, that should just about do it; let’s see if it works. Heh, yeah, there it is, my new website,…

Part 1 DRAMATIS NON GRATA: Zippy Zamazda (ZZ) Prosecutor Judge William Bill Publowsky, also referred to as The Dishonorable/Your Dishonor (Judge) Defense Counsel Welsh Losser (Defense Counsel) People filling the…

It’s eight o’clock in the morning, and the Coffee House on the corner of Kostyantynivska and Yaroslavska streets has just opened. Already, though, a few patrons have settled into one…