STORY DIRECTORY (non-linked) for VOLUME 1 – at a glance!
INTRODUCTION
Finch Letter No. 1
1 PROLOGUE December 3, 2012: On the Move/Farewell to the Ferret
2 Only English-language Newspaper in Land Spurts Gall
3 Ferret Defends Honor Against Endless Inescapable Lists
4 So-called Author Denies Being Failed Lapdog
5 Media Report Ferret Demise
6 Shangri-La and the Lost 60 Hryvnias
7 Two-Bit Con Artist Continues Authorship Claims
8 Shangri-La – From Another Angle
9 A Telephone Conversation with Josh Davies
10 Welsh Losser – February 2004
11 Who Did It to Saint Stephan?
12 Kyiv Unedited Writes Letter of Warning and Reprimand
13 Key Welsh Losser Revelations You Don’t Want to Miss
14 A Clean, Well-Lighted Place, Plus One Cockroach
15 Jack Step Files His Own Existence
16 Boner’s Bill
17 Lost Ferret – Reward Offered (?)
18 Children Fret over Death of Welsh Losser
19 Welsh Losser: Fall 2003
20 Boss Lard Attempts High Style to Sell the Newspaper
21 Newsroom Shocker – Kyiv Poster Discovers Kyiv Unedited
22 Josh Davies Meets Grecian Formula 44, AKA Rico Soiree
23 Losser at Table Laying Out His Future
24 Another So-Called Irish Bar in Kyiv
25 The Journal of Manny Face, Installment 1
26 The Ferret Slayer
27 What Really Happened at Andrew’s Pub
28 Save Freedom of Speech – Subscribe to the Kyiv Poster!
29 What Really Happened at Andrew’s Pub, Part 2
30 Tinkering Feverishly, The Ferret Cobbles Together Website…
31 Zippy Zamazda Takes Stand as Defense Witness
32 Coffee and a Cornish for a Half Guinea
33 Saint Stephan Courtroom Drama Continued
34 Hunched Cornish Answers Half Guinea
35 The Kyiv Writers’ Club
36 Little Lookalike Monster Threatens Boner’s Career
37 The Seduction of Zebra Zamazda
38 On the Footbridge with The Ferret and Welsh Losser, Part 1
39 Don’t Touch that Dial!
40 Tender Moment Between Ferret and Losser, Part 2
41 RatShitCageItch…
42 New-York Bagel: Not Official Installment of Manny Face
43 Sad? Pensive? Visit Zdorovenki Buly in Central Kyiv Ravine
44 Romantic English Poetry Night in a Kyiv Bar Basement
45 The Hunched Cornish’s New-York Bagel – From Last Year
46 Welsh Losser Admires Himself on YouTube
47 A Meeting of the Kyiv Writers’ Support Group
48 To Cage or Not to Cage…
49 Fellini’s “La Dolce Vita” in the Eyes of Manny Face
50 Running Man
51 The Journal of Manny Face, Installment 2½
52 Rico Soiree Meets Zippy Zamazda at Valentine’s Day, Part 1
53 Table for Two, or Three-and-a-Half
54 Valentine’s Day Massacre, Continued – Part 2
55 Where the Cheese-Stained Wrappers Lead
56 Part 3: The Valentine’s Day Photo of Contention
57 Boner Unbound!
58 Chief Editor: Thoughts and Editorial Drafts
59 Pony Boy’s Beat
60 One Abusive SOB Severely Oppressed by Another…
61 The Journal of Manny Face, Installment 3
62 El Maestro
63 “Even the Rain:” Installment 3½ of the Journal
64 Correction: Kyiv Unedited Clarifies Goat Cheese
65 Olivie (Pronounced Olivier) Cafeterias – Maybe Avoid
66 Lemurov’s World
67 Saint Stephan Courtroom Drama Continues
68 Meet the Bitch – Starring Kate Mustard
69 Seth Sundance on the Stand, Part 2
70 Part 3: Seth Sundance Still on the Stand, Continued
71 Part 4: Seth Sundance Episode Concludes
72 Ice Cream and John Smith at Kofein
73 Kyiv Writers’ Conference Goes Awry
74 Kyiv Poster Publisher Zoe Mohair Discusses Jettison
75 Boner on the Carpet in Boss Lard’s Office
76 “Mobius:” Installment 4 of the Journal of Manny Face
77 Installment 4½ of the Journal of Manny Face
78 The Making of a Ferret
79 Two Stupid Devils Eat Healthy at Nikolai
80 The Ferret Connection: Part One
81 “Milongueros:” A Tango Documentary
82 The Journal of Manny Face, Installment 5½ – “Milongueros”
83 When Manny Face Was Relaxing
84 Jack Step Ruminates over Doubts as to Purpose
85 Doctor Wu
86 Jack Step Nearly Taken Out – By Johnnie Walker, Part 1
87 Who Did It to Jack Step? Part 2
88 The Hangover
89 Josh Davies’s Evil Menagerie, Part 1
90 A Day in the Life of Welsh Losser – PR Executive
91 The Wild West
92 PR Consultant to Lard Thrown for a Loop, Part 1
93 The Lie Machine
94 Josh Davies’s Evil Menagerie, Part 2
95 The Seduction of Zebra Zamazda, Prolonged
96 The Hunched Cornish and Smith at Oliva on Podil…
97 Killing Time – at Piano Café
98 Convalescence
99 Welsh Losser – 2053
100 Manny Face: On Smith, Blackmail, Cornish Pursuits
101 Tempers Flare
102 Part 2 of the Lard-Hos-Losser Encounter
103 Part 3 of Lard-Losser Episode
104 Pillow Talk
105 Post-Poster Interview with Brent Boner
106 Redemption
107 The Nobel Prize
108 Zippy Zamazda Introduces Self
109 Welsh Losser Intrigues The Ferret with The Script
110 Milk Bone
111 Jim Kickshitz and Josh Davies Stage Alternative Play
112 Kyiv’s Captains of Industry Club vs. Boner
113 Kowalski Bugs Sweaty Tank Top at Poetry Night
114 Midway Crisis
115 The Siege
116 Losser, Ferret, Go to Baltic – Part 1
117 Part 2: Losser Makes Boss Lard Cough Up Ego
118 A (New) Day in the Life of Boss Lard
119 Waiting for Mack
120 2 Waiting for Macks
121 Writers and Lossers
122 Success at Last… Identity Theft
123 “A” for Anonymous
124 Sitting in Kyiv Poster Office, Boss Lard Ruminates
125 At Mozzarella, Smith Pokes Fun at The Hunched Cornish
126 Night at the Opera
127 The Journal of Manny Face, Installment 6 – “Sideways”
128 “Adaptation” – Installment 7 of the Journal of Manny Face
129 “Adaptation” Continued – Installment 7½
130 Fathers and Sons
131 Checking Out
132 Josh Davies’s Vision