An American Saga Set in Kyiv
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION & FINCH LETTER
FRAMES 1 – 132: Jan. 2013 – Aug. 2013
VOLUME 1
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…post-egoectomy Boss Lard has just had his ego violently removed. He doesn’t remember a thing. He is in his posh CEO’s office at the Kyiv Poster. My, this certainly is…
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Jack Step and Dirk Dickerson doggedly wait… for Mack Jack: Do you think he’ll come? Dirk: He said he would. Jack: But it’s not certain. Dirk: I didn’t say that.…
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The Ferret’s Version for Alternative Underground Website Kyiv Edited (intercepted by Smith for KU) Plus: Plumb’s Draft Version for Alternative Underground New York City Urban Grunge Publication (intercepted by Kowalski…
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“Hey, isn’t that Animal Boy?” “Don’t look at him, Honey. His rear end is covered with nothing but newspaper.” “Eek!” It’s a late summer evening in the city of Kyiv,…
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“Could you please sign my copy, Mr. Losser?” “Why certainly, Madam – nyuh, nyuh.” “It’s for my poor ol’ mother. She practically never gets out of the house… unless, of…
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“Ok everyone, take your seats and let’s begin. And remember: nothing said during the meeting can be repeated beyond the walls of this room.” “I don’t know why I let…
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Meanwhile, his ego tries to return I don’t know why making money is such an important thing. Being put on this earth, this one chance we get, wouldn’t we be…
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Barbs have cumulative effect, setting fire Something tells me, Smith, you’re the one writing this review. Even as we speak. What’s the matter, The Hunched Cornish, lost your nerve? That’s…
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“Ok everyone, take your places. Make up! Make up … Where’s my wife?” The curtains separate at the old performing arts building in Kyiv’s Podil, revealing a bare-chested Publowsky in…
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It’s a movie everyone loves, so it doesn’t matter what Manny Face says. Know what I mean? Just look “Sideways” up in Wikipedia and see the shitload of awards it…