An American Saga Set in Kyiv
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION & FINCH LETTER
FRAMES 1 – 132: Jan. 2013 – Aug. 2013
VOLUME 1
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Publisher Ferret stops it; vetoes most other major ZZ decisions, pissing the pretentious fat ass off Dear Kyiv Edited Readers: My name is Zippy Zamazda. I’m the chief editor of…
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Talking dog-man joins Checkout Team as racist media watchdog “Hey, get out from under that table!” “No.” “Don’t make me come under there after you.” “Leave me alone. I’m lying…
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The Ferret wants the script Dark-blue vapors beset and encumber a small stage in an old performing arts building in Kyiv’s Podil. A clattering contraption backstage is used to evince…
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“What exactly is it that you request of us?” “I need a job.” “A job, a place to work, or a salary to sustain your material existence on this planet,…
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Takes away Sweaty’s accolades, beats him incontrovertibly, wins own fan base, disappears Sweaty Tank Top, publisher of What’s Off magazine, Kyiv’s weekly English-language entertainment rag, having convinced himself somewhere in…
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“So where do we stand, Dirk?” “I’d say it’s more like we’re sitting, Step.” “Yeah, and on what – a case that’s undefined and probably unsolvable to boot. I just…
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“Good morning, everyone. Kate Mustard here, reporting from 31A Pushkinska Street, the brain center of the city’s window to the world, The Kyiv Poster, now under siege by topless shock…
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Will it be possible to bring the fish Boss Lard’s ego? Welsh Losser and The Ferret have arrived in Jurmala – the Baltic Riviera facing the Gulf of Riga in…
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The fish is highly pleased, but… In the reception area, before bursting unannounced into Lard’s office… Losser: Say, isn’t that a doglike man sitting there reading the Kyiv Poster? Ferret:…