An American Saga Set in Kyiv
VOLUME 3 of THE KYIV COMMIX
VOLUME 3 of THE KYIV COMMIX
CONTENTS
FRAMES 245 – 340: March 2015 – Jan. 2017
COMMIX POST SCRIPTUM: PS 1/KC 341 – PS 22/KC 362: April 2017 – Feb. 2018
EPILOGUE? PS 23/KC 363 – PS 26/KC 366: March 2019
TRANSLATOR’S NOTE
COMMIX APOCRYPHA: Ap 1/KC 367 – Ap 10/KC 376: Mostly 2017, 2018 – presumably; with last one in 2020
TRASH: 1 – 10: 2013: Rejected VOLUME 1 Reports (found in a garbage can)
TOXIC WASTE 1 – 4: Four Final Frames (for now) found floating in founts of fetid, fluid, funky flotsam
VOLUME 3
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Read more: 294. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan on Trial: The Cross Examiner294. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan on Trial: The Cross Examiner
The examiner is cross The judge is at a loss The jury is laughing The bailiff cracks a smile Saint Stephan is still on trial “Are you Welsh Losser?” “I…
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Read more: 295. KYIV COMMIX: Back in the Newsroom – Upstairs295. KYIV COMMIX: Back in the Newsroom – Upstairs
Don’t look over my shoulder, brother Don’t go peeking at my screen Don’t try to read my emails or You might not like what you seen “Hello. Who am I…
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Read more: 296. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan on Trial: The Character Witness296. KYIV COMMIX: Saint Stephan on Trial: The Character Witness
He’s a character I’ll write I’ll bear my witness to that Take your stand or sit it out Hang the jury in the night “How would you characterize the character of…
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Read more: 297. KYIV COMMIX: Sweaty Problems297. KYIV COMMIX: Sweaty Problems
Not a Dream of Kyiv, but quite simply, Sweaty’s a filthy loser And everyone’s sick of his pathetic ass Sitting, Sweaty decides to speak. “Uh, ich Oym ‘ere reckoneen ye…
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Read more: 298. KYIV COMMIX: JUST SO YOU KNOW: Back in the Newsroom298. KYIV COMMIX: JUST SO YOU KNOW: Back in the Newsroom
Just so you know, my dear Just so you know Just so you know, how I love you so But Jim Book is with me right here Just so you…
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Read more: 299. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A Letter to D. Lynch299. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A Letter to D. Lynch
We, of Kyiv Unedited, and especially its Secret Editorial Board, and secondly, its Management, embark on a letter-writing campaign to David Lynch, which, we are certain, will succeed These are…
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Read more: 300. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A 2nd Letter to D. Lynch300. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A 2nd Letter to D. Lynch
The first letter Kyiv Unedited sent to David Lynch got no response. We, of Kyiv Unedited, are not jumping to conclusions, but rather, trusting in the good faith and will…
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Read more: 301. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A 3rd Letter to D. Lynch301. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: A 3rd Letter to D. Lynch
Kyiv Unedited has received no response from David Lynch after sending him two letters. So that wasn’t very nice on Mr. Lynch’s part, was it? So what choice is there…
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Read more: 302. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: D. Lynch Sends REPLY LETTER to Kyiv Unedited302. KYIV COMMIX: The Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: D. Lynch Sends REPLY LETTER to Kyiv Unedited
We are humbled… no-o-o-o-o-t… Kyiv Unedited: Forgive me, please. To answer the way you put it in your second letter to me, it wasn’t that I WAS too busy to…
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Read more: 303. KYIV COMMIX: Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: D. Lynch Shocks with Real Life Dimensions at Chin & Chang’s East Eats – Part 1303. KYIV COMMIX: Kyiv Commix’x Lynch Files: D. Lynch Shocks with Real Life Dimensions at Chin & Chang’s East Eats – Part 1
Emergency Note from Kyiv Unedited Secret Editorial Board: Dear Readers, We are sounding the alarm and working strenuously to delete this account of David Lynch’s alleged rendezvous with representatives of…
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