An American Saga Set in Kyiv
VOLUME 3 of THE KYIV COMMIX
VOLUME 3 of THE KYIV COMMIX
CONTENTS
FRAMES 245 – 340: March 2015 – Jan. 2017
COMMIX POST SCRIPTUM: PS 1/KC 341 – PS 22/KC 362: April 2017 – Feb. 2018
EPILOGUE? PS 23/KC 363 – PS 26/KC 366: March 2019
TRANSLATOR’S NOTE
COMMIX APOCRYPHA: Ap 1/KC 367 – Ap 10/KC 376: Mostly 2017, 2018 – presumably; with last one in 2020
TRASH: 1 – 10: 2013: Rejected VOLUME 1 Reports (found in a garbage can)
TOXIC WASTE 1 – 4: Four Final Frames (for now) found floating in founts of fetid, fluid, funky flotsam
VOLUME 3
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Read more: TRASH KC 4. Media Man Caught OutTRASH KC 4. Media Man Caught Out
Authoritative Voice (AV): Turn on the light. Small room, small table, with one chair and a lightbulb hanging from a thin wire Boner: Huh! Subordinate Voice (SV): Shall I take…
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Read more: TRASH KC 5. FIRED! Chipmunk Cheeks Boner to Finally Shut the Fuck UpTRASH KC 5. FIRED! Chipmunk Cheeks Boner to Finally Shut the Fuck Up
Booted from Poster as financial failure of the pop idealist variety, the resilient speech-freedom champion insists on having the last word Of course, this is something Kyiv Unedited will not…
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Read more: TRASH KC 6. May 9 Celebrants Ecstatic Over Freedom from Fascist BonerTRASH KC 6. May 9 Celebrants Ecstatic Over Freedom from Fascist Boner
Kyiv Poster readers and their sympathizers swell dwindling ranks of Victory Day heroes and revelers It’s a fantastic May 9 Victory Day here on Kyiv’s Independence Square. The weather is…
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Read more: TRASH KC 7. Amateur PR Critic Rips Full-page Ad in the Kyiv Poster…TRASH KC 7. Amateur PR Critic Rips Full-page Ad in the Kyiv Poster…
… featuring Boss Lard and Welsh Losser Is this shameless self-promotion through abuse of office? Did the public believe Boss Lard’s PR firm paid market price for the Kyiv Poster…
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Read more: TRASH KC 8. Boss Lard Reads Letter to Kyiv Unedited from Amateur PR CriticTRASH KC 8. Boss Lard Reads Letter to Kyiv Unedited from Amateur PR Critic
Calls in Welsh Losser for advice Boss Lard reading letter to Kyiv Unedited from Amateur PR Critic, currently residing for some reason in Kyiv, Ukraine: [Quote from self-promoting Boss Lard…
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Read more: TRASH KC 9. Amateur PR Appraiser Lauds Full-page Ad in Kyiv Poster…TRASH KC 9. Amateur PR Appraiser Lauds Full-page Ad in Kyiv Poster…
… featuring Boss Lard and Welsh Losser Is this a horse of a different color, or just another KU ploy to put the collar on the Kyiv Poster dog? Dear…
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Read more: TRASH KC 10. UntitledTRASH KC 10. Untitled
Featuring (former) Boss Lard, the Kyiv Post-It, and arch-rival KU Oh, no – what are we going to do at Kyiv Unedited?! Please don’t pick on us or hurt us.…
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Read more: VOLUME 3: BONUS: KC TOXIC WASTEVOLUME 3: BONUS: KC TOXIC WASTE
(removed from the belly of a giant irradiated two-headed goat, holding a scepter and wearing a crown) Four more foul frames for your fiendish feasting – below… STORY DIRECTORY (non-linked)…
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Read more: TW1KC: Special Offer from the Kyiv PosterTW1KC: Special Offer from the Kyiv Poster
Be My Boner: Kyiv Poster Celebrates Int’l Women’s Day Special Offer: Ukraine’s leading English-language newspaper, in an attempt to stimulate flagging revenues, is offering a one-time discount on subscriptions to female…
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Read more: TW2KC: Say, Aren’t Those Cartoons in the Kyiv Poster Funny?TW2KC: Say, Aren’t Those Cartoons in the Kyiv Poster Funny?
HA HA HA HA HAAAAA…!!! Oh, and by the way, aren’t those cartoons funny?! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA…!!! Oh, they’re just so funny, those cartoons – aren’t they?! HA HA HA HAAAAA…!!! Yeah, those cartoons, they’re really, really funny, oh,…
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