An American Saga Set in Kyiv
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION & FINCH LETTER
FRAMES 1 – 132: Jan. 2013 – Aug. 2013
VOLUME 1
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Scene: The newsroom of the Kyiv Poster: Chief Editor Brett Boner struggles to restrain an erection… …while selecting yet another piece on a Fem Girls protest in Kyiv… Boner: (reading…
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The Hunched Cornish tells all – in this distasteful, badly written, disingenuous, phony, and truly irritating piece So, what exactly happened to you, Smith asks me. I became a little…
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… to steal market from Kyiv Unedited Heh, heh, heh-heh-heh… Heh-heh, that should just about do it; let’s see if it works. Heh, yeah, there it is, my new website,…
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Part 1 DRAMATIS NON GRATA: Zippy Zamazda (ZZ) Prosecutor Judge William Bill Publowsky, also referred to as The Dishonorable/Your Dishonor (Judge) Defense Counsel Welsh Losser (Defense Counsel) People filling the…
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It’s eight o’clock in the morning, and the Coffee House on the corner of Kostyantynivska and Yaroslavska streets has just opened. Already, though, a few patrons have settled into one…
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With Zippy Zamazda on the stand, Part 2 DRAMATIS PERSONAE GRATAE: Same as in Part 1 Plus: Sergeant-at-Arms (who presumably should’ve been in the first part) A hapless woman (who…
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Making his coffee bitter cup to swallow, early one morning at this particular Coffee House on Podil DRAMATIS PERSONAE: The Hunched Cornish (HC) HC: You goddamn stinking lowlife Guinea. I…
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The evening is dark, the sky is bright, look at the writers who’ve come out tonight They’re gathering in the Kyiv Writers’ Club Hall of Literature, each in possession of…
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It’s the day before production night in the Kyiv Poster newsroom, so Brent Boner figures he can take it easy… … and there he is, behind his desk, masturbating to…