KYIV UNEDITED

Scene: The newsroom of the Kyiv Poster: Chief Editor Brett Boner struggles to restrain an erection… …while selecting yet another piece on a Fem Girls protest in Kyiv… Boner: (reading…

The Hunched Cornish tells all – in this distasteful, badly written, disingenuous, phony, and truly irritating piece So, what exactly happened to you, Smith asks me. I became a little…

… to steal market from Kyiv Unedited Heh, heh, heh-heh-heh… Heh-heh, that should just about do it; let’s see if it works. Heh, yeah, there it is, my new website,…

Part 1 DRAMATIS NON GRATA: Zippy Zamazda (ZZ) Prosecutor Judge William Bill Publowsky, also referred to as The Dishonorable/Your Dishonor (Judge) Defense Counsel Welsh Losser (Defense Counsel) People filling the…

It’s eight o’clock in the morning, and the Coffee House on the corner of Kostyantynivska and Yaroslavska streets has just opened. Already, though, a few patrons have settled into one…

With Zippy Zamazda on the stand, Part 2 DRAMATIS PERSONAE GRATAE: Same as in Part 1 Plus: Sergeant-at-Arms (who presumably should’ve been in the first part) A hapless woman (who…

Making his coffee bitter cup to swallow, early one morning at this particular Coffee House on Podil DRAMATIS PERSONAE: The Hunched Cornish (HC) HC: You goddamn stinking lowlife Guinea. I…

The evening is dark, the sky is bright, look at the writers who’ve come out tonight They’re gathering in the Kyiv Writers’ Club Hall of Literature, each in possession of…

It’s the day before production night in the Kyiv Poster newsroom, so Brent Boner figures he can take it easy… … and there he is, behind his desk, masturbating to…

A cautionary tale The sun beams wide-eyed and warm upon the dark-tilled pastures of Diaspora Ukraine. But the pale blue field of heaven’s dome is empty of promise. No fluffy…