An American Saga Set in Kyiv
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION & FINCH LETTER
FRAMES 1 – 132: Jan. 2013 – Aug. 2013
VOLUME 1
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PERSONAE NON GRATAE: One Professional Adult Storyteller Three Children, numbered One, Two, Three Time: Any winter evening after 2004 Place: the living room of a posh top-story apartment with a…
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Lumpitty-lump, bumpitty-bump, Welsh Losser walks home from work The leaves are falling from chestnut trees, but Welsh Losser is somewhere else. The shadows mock his every step, but the fat…
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But gets interrupted by Josh Davies, looking for a job, and then by a panicked Welsh Losser For lo, after a whirlpool and sauna I, Boss Lard, am sitting in…
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Mission rebooted: delivering the news to the highest standards Ooooo, ooooo, Brrrent, you must see this – eet eez just unbelievable! What is it, Lemurov? I’m editorializing feverishly here, trying…
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DRAMATIS PERSONAE: JD 44 See title for long forms… The scene: The not cheaply furnished offices of the American Donkeys Abroad headquarters in Kyiv. Grecian Formula 44, or El Greco…
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Here are my notes, I’m tweaking details in my resume, now that I’m a top executive for Penmanship International, a leading worldwide hospitality training services firm specializing in the illegal…
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The Half Guinea eavesdrops on John Smith and The Hunched Cornish Andrew’s Pub is a cavernous basement-level watering hole down in Kyiv’s bohemian Podil district made up of two halls…
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I’m not here to expurgate or add anything, but just say what’s on my mind; know what I mean? How can I add anything if everything’s already there? Know what…
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CAST: Boss Lard (BL) Wild Bill Publowsky (WBP) Receptionist/Secretary (R) R: (speaking over the intercom) He’s here. BL: Ok, let him in… that is, don’t see him in, just point…
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As told by The Hunched Cornish, Part 1 The freaks at Kyiv Unedited refuse to delete The Half Guinea’s account of what The Hunched Cornish said and did with John…