An American Saga Set in Kyiv
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
VOLUME 1 of THE KYIV COMMIX
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION & FINCH LETTER
FRAMES 1 – 132: Jan. 2013 – Aug. 2013
VOLUME 1
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“Could you top this one up, John… that is, if it’s not too much trouble?” “Sure Mr. Soiree. Just let me finish washing up these dishes.” “Certainly, certainly, John,” coughs…
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“Come on kids. Don’t lag behind or you’ll get lost in the crowd.” “Dad, why is everyone speaking Chinese,” asks the little boy. “Papa, I wanna see the Animal Boy…
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Not an MF Journal Installment So I end up offering Smith a hundred smackers in the form of a rolled note, legal tender, for the shots he took of me…
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“ARE you WELSH LOSSER?” “No.” A leathery backhand smacks flat against an alcoholic cheek, but the recipient of the blow remains silent… not because he’s tough or even trying to…
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Losser murders Lard’s PR Consultant Hos in unconscious sex act Aaaaahhh, when last we left them, Welsh Losser, just back from Venus, was headed aggressively toward PR Consultant Hos in…
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Wu finds alternative, perfect Baby Losser on toxic waste dump We are afresh in Boss Lard’s Kyiv Poster office – the place where Lard kicks back and takes the piss,…
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Top Fem Girl beds Lard to gain control of the paper “Well Henna, I’d say you are 100% Fem – with just enough Girl to keep things saucy.” The Fem…
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Intercepted un-bowdlerized from What’s Off magazine Pull quote: “I left the Kyiv Poster on principle and very much on my own terms…” What’s Off Chief Editor Lava Encole: So, uh,…
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“Are you finished sweeping up there, Stephan?” “Yeah… just trying to get at a few stubborn cobwebs.” “Well, you’re pretty stubborn yourself, son,” says the older but still well-built man.…
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A Viking mead hall – capacious; huge. A massive smorgasbord way off to one side – but the hall is so huge, it bends with the curvature of the Earth,…