John Smith? Is he here? Again?
Or is he not here? For surely, THAT is the question…
COUNTER-NOTICE to NOTICE (in re: “Lights Out”)
Hey, Duh Dufus Doofus,
The most important issue regarding the above-filed report has nothing to do with whether John Smith is presently, or recently has been but is no longer, among us, based on what any of us may make of the report, or if he even is, for that matter, the actual author of the piece.
It’s – well, just read the damn thing! The Half Guinea, your favorite obsession, shows up smack in the middle of it! And do you NOT ascribe any significance to THAT?! You do every damn where else! So, why not here?
And what the hell do you propose to make of that?! Huh, Mr. … Whoever You Are. Or, should we say: Mr. Hamlet?
Ha-ha-ha-ha… HAAAAA!!!
COUNTER-COUNTER-NOTICE
As to the above COUNTER-NOTICE to the original NOTICE, in which I pithily and penetratingly reflect (as is my PRIORITY RIGHT) upon the John Smith-centered “Lights Out” frame (even if I do say so myself), I have a question… for… Whoever YOU! Are – Messrs. Yorick’s Skull.
And that question is:
What, exactly, do you find so funny about what you say, in your oh-so-clever and uniquely original (note the redundancy) so-called ‘COUNTER-NOTICE to NOTICE’ that at the tortuously insipid end of it, you go, like, “Ha-ha-HAAAAAAA…?”
The situation is an urgent one, and you are like silly little kids in the midst of it.